Mix eggs (without their shells on), dough, oil and water, ball it up and lay it out on a tray. Use a rolling pin to flatten it out, some dough mixes rise more than others.
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Apply the satay sauce as a base
2
Fry the chicken (after chopping it up into pieces that suit you), also beat up the cashews. Do both at the same time if you're mad-keen...or ambidextrous.
3
Make a nice bed of cashews and chicken on the satay sauce.
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Grate your favourite cheese and sprinkle it all over your pizza. Fold in the cheese-covered edges if you want a cheesy crust.
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Apricot sauce. Add it to your liking, use it to draw stuff on your pizza even.
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In the oven until it looks cooked. You already fried the chicken, right? That's all good then. No salmonella for you.
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Remove from the oven, chop and serve as soon as you can touch it without burning your fingers.
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Foodgasm...followed by food baby if you ate it all yourself.
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If you did eat it all yourself, start from step one and make another one, greedy-guts!